haven updated for so long...found some nice jokes to share. xD
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, but she does.
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, birthdays, secret fears and hopes and dreamsA man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
*thisismymagicaltale*