Wednesday, April 22, 2009
*the comments are not by me!! =x
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(don't do this at home. maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Polar bears are left-handed
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan. Hell also sponsors a running event called "Run Thru Hell 10 mile and 4.8 mile race." Each participant is given a T-shirt that says "I Ran Thru Hell".
(i wanna go to Hell!)
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
(ok. shut up you pants.)
32 out of 33 samples of well-known brands of milk purchased in Los Angeles and Orange counties in California had trace amounts of perchlorate. Perchlorate is the explosive component in rocket fuel.
(moooo. *KABOOM!*)
North Dakota has never had an earthquake.
(ok.i dont wanna go to hell. i wanna go north dakota)
The closest living relative of the t-rex is the chicken which makes the phobia 'Alektorophobia' (Fear of chickens) slightly more plausible.
(cluckcluck*ROAR!*)
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 50cm (20 in) tongue.
(mmm. yum. earwax!)
The tongue of a blue whale is as long as an elephant.
(bluewhale: where are my ears?)
*thisismymagicaltale*
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They’re totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They’re moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They’re tiny men in little fur coat
HAHAHAHA...xD
*thisismymagicaltale*
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
got this from an email from dar....xD
1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye. (!!sure or not! o.o)
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key. (get real! =x)
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them. (not all, but most)
33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..
34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually. (it means he's going into jail for molest soon)
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs. (OH REALLY?? *hiak hiak*...)
36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
---Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life
---Guys, if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
Post this as: things girls don't realize
*hurhur i'm even more pro sia just post it here for everyone to see! xD
*thisismymagicaltale*
haven updated for so long...found some nice jokes to share. xD
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, but she does.
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, birthdays, secret fears and hopes and dreamsA man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
*thisismymagicaltale*
been planning a whole list of things to do this long weekend...was so looking forward to it...in the end something last min cropped up again...sianz...think i shall just spend this rare long weekend studying bah.
guess i just have to get used to last min getting fly aeroplane.
*thisismymagicaltale*
went all the way to watch a movie at cine yesterday (but luckily just nice it was the movie i wanted to watch ie shinjuku incident by jackie chan etc.) xD the movie was only nc16 (when i seriously think it should be m18 or more loh) and it should be a horror movie instead of action film cos i really got xia dao loh. x.x shall not put spoilers here in case some of u here are planning to watch...but it was nice! ^^
then today went all the way east (to eunos) to meet my sis and bro-in-law for mj. and the best thing is i actually played games till i missed the stop and ended in kembagan! ><>
haven jubeat for so long that my hands are itchy. but dun think i'll be free anytime soon to go jubeat leh...exams coming soon le and tutors are making use of this time to give us more assignments and tests. =/ still have jap oral and skit performance during the 2 remaining TBs...AND THERE'S NO MORE TC CLASS ALREADY!! DDDD:
*thisismymagicaltale*