Monday, November 24, 2008
i just managed to give myself a huge scare. the kind of scare which only happened once before, when i was 10years old. the kind of scare where, if given a choice, i would have ran as far away from the scene as possible. but as it happened, i was stuck inside my house's toilet for 30mins. this is going to sound weird and unbelievable.
soooooo i went to the toilet and closed the door. and it was then that i realised something's not quite right. perhaps it was something to do with a thing wiggling between the door? yes u saw it right. A LIZARD KENA STUCK ON MY TOILET DOOR!! x.x so then i was pondering whether to:
1. run out of toilet as fast as i can (of cos, after opening the door and thus releasing the lizard)
2. stay in the toilet till morning and my ma comes to rescue me and interrogate me about why i left the lights and tv on and decided to sleep in the toilet.
3. stay till the lizard stops moving ie when it's safe to open the door.
4. faint and whimper (not necessarily in that order)
so...i spent 30mins in the toilet doing nothing except staring at the lizard wiggle and deciding what to do. whoever said i'm indecisive, i think u're proven right. meanwhile, my hands were shaking badly and i was contemplating whether i should climb out of the toilet (u know...that tiny winow on top of the door).
then i heard my bro coming home and i thought about asking him for help, but knowing him for the unhelpful person he is, i decided to handle it on my own (afterall i already spent 30mins inside). i believe i must be a particularly hardworking person as i started thinking about my psych revision. how was i going to do it when i was stuck in the toilet without the textbook? it was at this point that i started wishing i had brought the book with me to the toilet.
eventually i realised i had no choice but to open the door. so i opened it inch by inch...and guess what? THE LIZARD WAS STUCK THERE, refusing to come out (or off, depending on how u see it). i'm guessing it's still there, no reason for me to check. now i'm worried about the lizard coming to find me for revenge in my dreams tonight, so that probably means no sleep for me tonight. this is just like how i thought the snail would find me for revenge when i was 10.
amazed how someone can turn a 30-mins toilet encounter with a lizard into a long blog entry? well i just did. =)
*thisismymagicaltale*